Why Cheryl Cole suffers
July 14, 2010 |11:33 | Gossips By : Team X
From the French 'mal' meaning sick and from the Italian 'aria' meaning tune. Cheryl Cole was always vulnerable. You have to feel sorry for Cheryl.
Marriage to Ashley couldn't have been a bed of spew and now she's shacked up with a suspiciously effeminate dancer called Derek.
But it's for her bout of malaria that Cheryl really deserves our sympathy. Mosquitos are responsible for spreading the disease and I have mixed feelings about those blood-sucking varmints.
I agree with those who say they were invented only so we would think better of flies, but always enjoyed using them as an example to those old girlfriends who said I was too small to be effective in the bedroom.
Cheryl, who was attached to a drip for three days until he flew back to America, is evens with Hills to pull out of X-Factor 2010 and 100-1 to get back with Ashley before the end of the year.
Hills make her former hubby, wanted by Real Madrid, a 2-5 chance to be still playing in the Premier League on the first day of next season and 7-4 to be elsewhere.
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